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Under most circumcistances there would be.

2 La La 2 Land

The immolation of these Furbies will definitely stave off the Great Furby Uprising for at least another decade.

Well, who's going to tell him?

However, with my fading memory, I often cannot recall what happened last season. Fortunately, the miniseries format is en vogue, so what happened last season is less important.

Apple is busy acquiring rights to the work of hot talents like Harold Lloyd.

The little bits of the original that I have seen are fucking dire, but Lowery's remake was truly one of the best films of its year.

Toto got kicked into the sun.

My favorite part by far is Pam's new look.

Jason is five.
Trevor is six.
Sean is seven.

IP Freeley could not be reached for comment.

Fortunately for Lifetime, Cher waived her usual fee and agreed to work pro Bono.

Katherine Waterston was already booked.

Why treat the water when you can only…
…HALF-TREAT.

You wouldn't say that about Kitt Fisto to his face!

Major Reshoots is one of Admiral Akbar's chief officers.

Great Job, Internet!