Thanks anyway, my preferred method of blowing $630 gets delivered this Friday!

To top it off, his ex-girlfriend just dropped off their baby-kid-thing and disappeared!

I dropped mine (16GB black wifi only in like-new condition) for $400 cash on Craigslist last Wednesday. As we were talking I got the feeling that the guy had no idea the new one was coming but I also didn't feel the need to outright tell him. He's probably pissed today.

I don't know how unlikely it is that the Shanaban will come calling considering that he was pretty clearly aiming for the head as the point of impact and the NHL has been cracking down on that. It's a clean hit in the traditional sense but the NHL doesn't want guys aiming their elbows and shoulders at other players'…

Stop making sense...it's much more fun (and coincidentally generates more page views) to call the guy a filthy liar.

I actually thought Meet The Parents was good, including him. The sequels were a disaster but the first one still holds up well today if you ask me.

I think you accidentally a word in the title.

Yes, "quite" claiming him. (Gawker editors ftw.)

81-81 also doesn't translate in any way to "top 1/2...at least" which is your direct quote, so go figure. The Blue Jays are DEFINITELY the world's awesomest .500 team that hasn't made the playoffs in 2 straight decades though, I won't argue that.

You're right, the Jays are clearly awesome and you're not at all a biased Toronto fan calling anyone who dares to see it how it really is "uneducated". Go Leafs, eh!

Do you mean the 2011 Blue Jays that finished 81-81 and 4th place (out of 5) in their division while missing the playoffs for the 18th straight year? Looking at the final overall MLB standings it looks like they were rated pretty accurately, a .500 team is a bottom 1/3 team.

...the fuck, man? So was it syrup only or syrup and hot sauce? I need closure.

"Third, register the blow as if it happened to someone else..."

This whole article was a great read, but the part about not remembering something like formaldehyde and basically having dumb arguments about nothing being something that's passed us by is so true. I graduated high school in 1997 and I had a running argument with one of my best friends that lasted ALL OF HIGH SCHOOL…

I like your seemingly random use of periods, it keeps the reader on his toes.

I personally love Dunkin Donuts coffee, but I'm from the upper east coast where there's a Dunkin Donuts roughly every 100 yards so I was practically raised on it. I can't stand Starbucks coffee, I find it harsh and too strong so I'd sooner go without. You're not the first person I've heard from the west coast say that…

We just got a Keurig machine at work and I find it...average. The coffee it makes isn't bad at all but (comparing Dunkin Donuts ground coffee to the official Dunkin Donuts K-cups) I definitely prefer regular drip-brewed coffee from my home machine that cost $40 or less. The main thing that surprised me about the…

Look, everyone just calm down. This is all about what's going to happen after the 2013-2014 season and by then LeBron will have at least 6 or 7 championships. Not 2, not 3, not 4...

I'd actually watch the NBA if they started handling player substitutions like the NHL does.

Problem's fixed everyone! They only sell beer in kegs, right?