You’ve completely failed to grasp how this works, so your example makes zero sense.

That was my immediate thought and I’m glad I’m not the only one.

I don’t believe communist systems are well known for their casinos.

15 minutes? I regret Papa John’s pizza the moment I taste it and remember, “Oh, that’s right, Papa John’s is terrible.”

Experts don’t even know what tariffs are going to be applied due to this idiotic trade war, so predictions are meaningless.

Womp womp.

Republicans are against getting tricked on camera? Quick, somebody tell Project Veritas!!

May I be your VP of Sardonic Relations?

A large number of rich people got rich because they paid the price of being rich. They put in the time, sweat, and effort to put themselves where they are.

I’m not sure how you’re so fatigued if you haven’t even paid enough attention to know that Mueller has found a lot--and is even now hiring more and more prosecutors to follow the leads they’ve discovered. Just because he hasn’t dropped the hammer on Trump doesn’t more indictments aren’t coming.

But when you say the rich are the enemy, you lose me.

This is good Kinja.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the “pro-life” party.

How about the fact that one of the clients above is ZTE, a Chinese company that was hit for illegally doing business with Iran and North Korea--and that Trump unilaterally decided to “save” ZTE and remove the sactions against them, conveniently after all this started?

Hey now, you gotta make lemonade from lemons. Like, he could become a drag queen and go by Carla Dicktuckerson.

“KILL...WOULD YOU KINDLY?”

Too bad there are like 50 articles about a mass shooting for every article like that. Including the one you’re commenting on. And there are probably 100 stories like these:

And man, that’s worked out SO WELL.

This coming from the guy who said yesterday government should be as small and ineffective as possible. Kindly fuck off with your concern trolling. 

Yeah, no. In a world where billionaires and conglomerates can push around small countries, it’s not a good idea to destroy the only thing that could possibly serve as a check on their amoral avarice.