Under a Republican state legislator and governor that forcibly took Flint’s ability to make those choices for itself. Sorry, not gonna let you get away with blaming that one on Obama.

Thank you. I was not at these protests, but being a liberal in red Texas, the uphill battle gets tiring. Your words remind me that we are not yet over the tipping point and the actions of people like myself might yet turn the tide. We will not go down without a fight.

And it’s funny to me how the party of “family values” cares more about curse words and insults than literal children in literal cages. Especially after all the hideous language you guys conveniently ignored from Trump.

Dear God, that woman is vile. Fuck her.

No, no, no. Steve Bannon, like Smeagol/Gollum, loathes sunlight and hides form the “yellow face” whenever possible. So lock him up in a greenhouse on the roof.

It has nothing to do with political affiliation, you judgemental fuck. It has to do with population density.

If you’re going to argue that point, then you’d have to agree my own homestate of Texas should likewise be subdivided. If you don’t agree, then I have a pretty good guess as to your political affiliation, and it ain’t left wing.

Now I’m crying too. I’m sorry for your loss, but I hope your vision is true. I bet they’re hitting up the best street food in heaven right now.

Only stupid people buy Trump and Sessions’ claim that the law tells them to do this.

That, and when they’re all like “What did you call me,” you can really draw out that N and slap them with an emphatic T on the back end. “I believe I called you a...ahem...KuhnnnnnnnTuh. KunT. One who exhibits excessive levels of cuntitude. That thing. I called you that. Because you’re a cunt.”

Gosh, that would be such a good point if it wasn’t complete and total bullshit manufactured by the Russians to excuse their invasion and annexation of Crimea!

If you start talking about subduction, he’ll probably think you’re coming on to him.

Is the automatic deflection of any criticism of the left a comparison to Trump? Because that didn’t work out too well for you guys last time.

Not nearly as cool as telling Howard Stern how much you’d like to fuck your own daughter, amirite?

That was pure art.

So did you have to have a couple ribs removed, or have you just always naturally been able to suck your own dick?

Some superfund sludge courtesy of Scott Pruitt I presume?

I don’t personally disagree, at least with the perspective I have now in my 30s. But growing up within half an hour of the largest base in Texas I know I and all my classmates were being primed for it. I mean shit, during morning assemblies in elementary school we would collectively sing along to “God Bless the USA,”…

Can Mel Brooks co-produce?

I don’t agree with him that veterans of every war unconditionally deserve our respect, and especially not our admiration. There are people who do particularly hideous things either out of sadism, or in a sociopathic effort to send a message or simply save casualties and resources.