Oh my god, I know. I keep praying that they won’t pick Austin, but c’mon. You know they will. Everything worthwhile about Austin is destined to be destroyed by the people and corporations moving here to enjoy it. They make you take reservations months ahead for Hamilton Pool now. RESERVATIONS. FOR HAMILTON POOL.…

It was a mixed success. They weren’t able to save the head, but I hear the ass is going to pull through. #ThoughtsAndDerrieres

I don’t see it as whining or pointing fingers to point out that she got the same amount of time for a non-violent offense as a spoiled little white kid got for gleefully running over and killing other human beings. It’s also not whining to point out that money makes all the difference in your outcome when you are…

Whatever you say, snookums, but you’re the guy who just couldn’t let somebody openly talk about their past mistakes without making 37 comments about what a loser you think they are. Who hurt you?

Not my bible anymore! I inferred, based on your judgmental and self-righteous attitude, that you were likely one of the hypocritical holy roller types that pushed me to give up on the church in the first place.

If you really knew anything about the person you’re talking to, I sure hope you’d have the shame to feel bad about it. Also if you consider yourself a Christian, you might wanna re-read those parts of the Gospel where Jesus talks about judgment. You might need to take the log out of your eye, first.

Maybe that’s true, but I’ll take an osteopath over a naturopath any day.

Because not everybody can be an executive. That’s not because of some unearthly innate talent though; it’s mostly the luck of your circumstances. You have to have good “executive hair,” bro-ish connections from the bro-ey fraternity your dad got you into, and a bloated, largely unearned sense of self-confidence.

This makes me sad, not because I feel you are exaggerating or wrong, but because I have no doubt that you have been given every reason to feel this way. I’m sorry.

Well, you can A, Depend on people who have demonstrated a refusal to help you when your life is in danger, you can B, Depend on yourself, or you can C, Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye, and dutifully wait to be shot. 

So...you’re saying you genuinely believe that a 3rd period social studies teacher is less likely to freeze up in this situation than a career law enforcement official?

I see you’ve just created the profile you’re commenting with. And your take is both incredibly stupid and seemingly tailored to piss people off as much as possible on both sides of the debate. So at the risk of being paranoid, how’s the weather in Russia?

I get what you’re saying. I really do. But it’s not possible to negotiate and compromise when your opponent’s entire strategy is to weaponize bad faith. Literally every time I’ve seen Democrats compromise in the last year—for instance, when they pushed through the spending bill to keep government over on the promise…

if you get a survey- keep in mind that its not usually there to rate your satisfaction with the company or product or the cost of your bill—- the survey really only wants to you rate how you feel about the person you just spoke with—- and there’s only ever 2 scores—- a 10—- and anything less than a 10. Keep in mind…

Yeah, it’s completely out of context. She said she would rather have her teeth pulled than move back in with her grandparents in Paris, TX. She never said anything negative about the state.

Oh no, my friend. Shareholders are much, much worse.

Now it’ll cost you $2246 and the driver will only receive 15 dollars and an air freshener shaped like a pine tree. Innovation! Disruption! Diarrhea!...wait.

“Stop Resisting?”

As a native-born Texan, the only people I think of as “fake Texans” are the suburban types from the Dallas/Ft Worth area who country themselves up by wearing huge belt buckles/boots/stetsons everywhere they go. They’re just trying to prove their Texas credentials because they’re secretly ashamed of being so close to…