lordfancypantsicus
LordFancypantsicus, Bilious Baron of Britches
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#buttstuff

Right?? What is their logic in making this argument? Many (if not most) mass shooters either kill themselves or commit suicide by police, and the rest are at least willing to risk the possibility if it ensures their sick faces are plastered all over cable news.

If I have to hear about how he was “so presidential” during his visit I’m going to scream.

This still blows me away. If those people were brown we’d have seen a drone strike or an FBI raid within a matter of hours.

To be fair, he also doesn’t realize that he looks like a geriatric garden gnome on the sex offender registry.

Let’s start with what’s not wrong with them. I think it’ll be quicker that way.

The second one. Literally every complaint he makes is drawn from his paranoid imagination.

Would it help if I explain that, if the Patriots had won and the exact same behavior occurred in Boston, the only difference in this comic would have been the team?

I still don’t understand why the hell you would hire male guards at a female correctional facility. I mean, you KNOW there are creeps like this who specifically choose that job because they know it will allow them to prey on inmates.

Thanks for this! This info should be appended to the article.

Jesus, thank you. So many people are talking about how much they wanted the father to get in some good licks before they stopped him. But me? I just...ache for the poor man. It must be the most devastating feeling for something like this to happen to your babies, feeling like you couldn’t protect them—finding out that

Yup. This woman looks EXACTLY the way I would have expected her to look, if I only had the headline to go by.

What you say is rational, principled, and entirely correct. It also completely contradicts the alternate reality Republicans have created to keep their base under control, so it will never happen unless the Democrats end up with a filibuster-proof majority in both houses of congress and control of the White House—and

Aww, now I miss Waldenbooks.

What does “masterful” mean? Did you mean to say doubleplusgood?

*Pushes glasses up bridge of nose and nods.*

“What SOTU snack are you enjoying?”

So anyone that supports constitutional rights can’t be heard from or is it just second amendment supporters that are the problem? I mean, we’re freely considering Media Matters and other left-leaning organizations here, so maybe it is just right-leaning that’s the problem?

Oh my god, dude, are you serious? You’re trying to refute a controlled study by a reputable, non-partisan medical and scientific organization by linking me to a Wordpress blog for “Doctors for Responsible Gun Ownership.” And oh look! They admit that they are literally a subsidiary of a pro-gun “education” and lobbying

If you weren’t so deeply invested in believing what you believe, you wouldn’t be choosing this hill to die on. If the “research” by his organization is accurate, why does Lott’s research directly contradict the overwhelming majority of research on the subject? Just use occam’s razor here.