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Jason C.
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Fingers-crossed for slopes (and butt-sliding) eventually.

Look at this guy with his cigar trying to be Big Boss.

Fixed.

Remember when Nintendo didn’t release Super Mario Bros 2 in America because they thought we’d think it was too hard?

The only thing Christie fantasizes about is milkshakes

Shhhh. If you encourage these a holes, then it will become filled with them lol.

He is so good in Destiny I can’t even. I’ve never been that big a fan of Fillion (not through malice, just never dug anything he’s in), but god lord Cayde is the best thing about destiny now.

HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY HONEY, HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAAAAAL

Because what, exactly, disqualifies the massively multiplayer online aspect of this game?

I honestly don’t get the people who think it looks like a bomb. There is clearly nothing explosive. You need three basic things for a time bomb: a clock, a power source, and some sort of explosive. It’s clearly missing that last thing. Even just from watching movies, you should be able to see there’s nothing that’s

The best part about this is he’s not even playing Bernie Sanders. He’s just playing Larry David. And it all works!

Bernie is basically america’s favorite hoody. A little worn out, totally worn in, too old to care about appearances, and an intrinsic statement on income inequality.

He is like 70. He can do what he wants. He is at the George Carlin age.

Poor politicians, their opinions are all they have!

Kotaku has been like a family to me for almost four years now.

My guess is he knocked out everyone in the base, dragged them ALL up there, kicked them, then pointed a gun at all of them. Takes forever, but man is it worth it.