I counted 3 separate Haiku. And he said "Optimus Plime".

Crashmo's good! You should give it another shot. Hopefully you'll overcome the difficulty curve.

In case anyone thinks you're joking:

I love that they've labeled it "Freedom Simulator 2014" on Steam.

Wait, what? "'Nintendo' is an adjective, not a noun"? That's so Nintendo.

I still love how he peeks around corners the wrong way, exposing his entire body and hiding his head.

ALL THE NOPE IN THE WORLD.

Nope, but I am a little sarcastic.

Could have been worse he could have spoke like in Helix, on the other hand it would have been nice to give an homage to the Suzuki Samurai.

Dragon Ball. Anything by Uwe Boll.

And then there's his role in the new Godzilla. Man, all you Transformers haters out there: if you want to see something that really is offensively bad, go see that movie. Then we can talk. In one memorably atrocious scene, he hands a broken pocket-watch to an American military officer and tells him that it stopped…

Very well said, Sir ! That sums it up pretty nicely. Its been ages since we saw a classic Bomberman model like this. Im especialy interested in the multiplayer component, back in my days ppl had to actualy "meet" to play this together. Fun times incoming!

INB4 Trolls.. BEHOLD, GAMES! Can't wait to add Borderlands 2 and Injustice to my library!

Hmm. Pushmo World was pretty good, so that deserves a nod of some sort. I didn't play Child of Light on Wii U, but maybe that's in the conversation, too? Oh, and Shovel Knight?

"meta"

Jeanne's cat keychains are named after the musketeers, that's great. (Blue is D'artagnan, Red is Athos, Green is Porthos and Yellow is Aramis)

You're just jealous

This is a movie that has a Ken Watanabe-voiced autobot who calls Optimus Prime 'sensei,' is named 'Drift,' and speaks in Haiku.

That is not awesome. That is dumb and racist. (In a fashion of racism not contained in hatred, but a fashion of racism that reduces ethnicities to stereotypes)

3rd game is preeetty!

I can't let you do that, Starfox.