This whole thing was a bad dealio.

If there’s one thing I learned on my first job doing tech support it’s that there’s no age limit on stupidity.

...not to mention the really complex shit like ignition switches or air-bags!

Millenials? Thee people who I see bitching about everything that discomforts them are all baby boomers.

This has nothing to do with millennial. People have been assholes for 1000s of years. I’m 36. And I understand that. I know its cool to hate on millennials but thats not really applicable here. As to the article y’know fuck those people. Fuck them in the ear.

I’ve always had bigger problems with the older generation while working in retail. If millenials have issues, I blame it on their dipshit parents who coddle their kids into thinking the world revolves around them.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

I dunno man, people who recline their seats are soulless monsters.

Mmmm proooooobably don’t let anyone you suspect is under the influence drive your Corvette at all?

The born in 1980 “millenial” is A LOT different than the born in 2000 “millenial”

You know that, by generation title, a 30 year old is a millenial, right? 1982-2004. ;)

Sincerely,

Someone who is annoyed being called a millenial (33 years old here)

I’m as much of a millennial as Jalopnik is apart of Gawker. Very little linking them together

Yeah I’ve read that too. Not happy being lumped in with them by any means

Just FYI, if you’re 30, marketers consider you a millenial (generally regarded as born between 1980 and 2000). So maybe they’re not as bad as you think...

I wouldn’t have hatred if they would just stay off my damn lawn!!

2nd Gear: Millennials love technology!

I feel like I post this a lot, but as someone who previously owned a Neon, it could be a good car. Yeah, it popped the head gasket at 104k (but we took just 3 years to get to that point), but it was a solid performer if you drove it right.

*stares at iPhone*

And yet, here I am bitching about those commies.....on my iPhone.

In the meantime, China has infused all Apple devices with a small charge that can be remotely detonated, enabling China to exterminate all hipsters, tech-savvy baby boomers, and all of Gawker media.