lorddirtamus
Lord Dirtamus
lorddirtamus

Cost. To keep tooling cost down, they only produce in the body style that the market has proven to be the most popular.

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Black Mirror as usual predicts the outcome.

Here’s your two door

I'll believe it when I see it on dealer lots. Until then, it is just the usual Jeep tease.

It’s not bad. I’ve actually got the Caravan R/T, and the leather and stitching make me feel slightly less like I want to die.

At least it won't be that renegade based atrocity.

Because having a 4 door pickup is terribly useful for those of us that, you know, need to carry additional passengers?

Because people buy 4-door trucks.

Notice that regular cab midsize pickups are disappearing. It will be a four door so it can work better as a pickup preferred by buyers. This is America, where pickups are large comfortable family hauling daily drivers with the added convenience of an open bed.

You’ll brebis in mobay before you niolo it.

If it wasn’t already obvious it’s 100% fake, the photo editor missed a huge detail by not changing the rear-end shadow to reflect a shorter vehicle. Good effort, though.

Well done, Sir!

Project Swiss Cheese is turning into a real muenster.

Ah, to be single and childless.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

Expect a call.

Bonus points if you can find a AAA truck to tow you through the off road course

This is brilliant.

This is what you do

yeah...but...thats not as fun.