*resists urge to send email regarding the effects of ointment on rash, then ask whether email is anonymous*

No backup genny?

Useful in concept, but its inability to actually charge the phone it detects is a notable flaw.

You got my hopes up there for a minute.

"No one has really nailed video calling through the years" *grumblegrumbleEuropegrumble*

You know what's sad? When commenters completely fail to see that their point has been made many times over?

Who says dreams within dreams are too unstable? Hasn't he ever "woken up" within a dream?

@LittleDragon: You have an obscene what?

Once again, I'm glad I, on Lifehacker's recommendation if I remember correctly, made a Gizmo5 account just days before it closed to new users.

@Chopes: Nope, I'm still trying.

Again, Google has a music store. Has had it for years, in fact.

I can feel the strain of it loading.

Die Hard 5.

@r.p.goodfellow: I know I'm in the minority here, but, honestly, please name for me one advantage of the Android platform. The only one I can think of is Flash support, which is, admittedly, a big one.

@SigmundTheSeaMonster: Actually, I think that's where it'd sell the least.

@searching with my good eye closed:

@Lite: an vuvuzela is me!: Says the star who promoted it. Tagging it with #trollpatrol in the article does nothing, you have to manually post it in the actual #trollpatrol.

@Nitemancometh: That poor kid, what happens when she grows up and become a fangirl?

All I saw in this was "SOS New York," which made me think of Crysis 2.

@TerryinSt.Paul: Erm... doesn't T-Mobile have the HD2? Less the forward camera and 4G, which you won't find on any other T-Mobile phone anyways, it's basically the Evo. Plus it runs WinMo, which makes it superior to the Evo in terms of OS, imo.