“What about all the people Roy Moore hasn’t molested!?!”

Is this really the road republicans want to traverse? Because I’ll start a fucking religion that has “republicans are evil” as its central tenet and encourage left-leaning business owners to become members.

It’s simple: You are what you eat; Donald Trump is garbage.

I, for one, would like to know where all these people spending money on “women” are, and how I can get them to spend money on me.

Are you dissing Britney?

I’ve run out of ways to say I hate this man. I hate this man.

Should have been Ezra, damnit!!!

My guess is that Brock is trying to get off the sex offender registry. Daddy’s friends will always give him a job, but the sex offender registry is its own nasty beast that he can’t buy his way out of.

Fuck this woman. Fuck fuck fuck this woman.

Less than two inches of it can cause a child to asphyxate!

DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE IS A CHEMICAL

yes!! i honestly have never noticed people of color standing in the crowd at these things...like ever. the last time i noticed any non-whites in the crowd is during the aftermath of princess di’s death (thanks to all the anniversary specials this year). i have a feeling we will be seeing a lot more diversity in the…

SING MIKEY SING!!!! I will personally drive a bus to DC for you to throw people under! Name all the names! DOOO ITTT.

Dear Jezebel writers, just so you know, I will click on each and every Meghan/Harry article you post. thank you.

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Literally was just saying to my GF last night that Chris Evans dating Jenny Slate made him the #1 Chris, above Hemsworth (#2, just fine, also Thor: Ragnarok was fantastic), EDIT Pine (#3, just... you know, totally a person who is there), and Pratt (#4, as while Andy is great, he’s not).

You fucking creep.

You’d rather she not hold press conferences that give a voice to victims?

Remember when Obama destroyed America when he said that if he had a son, he’d look like Treyvon Martin? Whatever happened to the US after that? It just disppearaed

The 45 RT’d videos belonging to a group of people, who one of them, MURDERED a British politician while screaming “Britain First!”

Let that sink in.....