The Sturgis Motorcycle rally which includes a bunch of outdoor music and drinking (let’s call it a festival for people with Harley’s) caused a 700%+ surge in cases in South Dakota.

“Hey, Fyre Festival? It’s your cousin, Coachella. You know those horrible decisions you made? Well listen to THIS”

Who, the children???

Its a private event, the “religiously opposed” can stay at home with those who can’t get the vaccine for medical reasons and also those that can’t get it for “medical reasons”

and the arbiter of cool himself, Dr. Phil

Here’s the evil thing about Airbnb. It is making finding affordable housing even harder and sometimes impossible. I live in a small community that folks like to visit in the summer. There are no moderately priced rentals or homes for sale anymore. They are all Airbnbs now.

pfft, GWAR’s been threatening to kill my whole family on stage for decades

Fair enough. I only had 30 seconds to make an “All-Star” joke before rushing out the door.

some

You’re more animal than man!

You bastard! If they’d stayed together longer, they might have put out a really shitty album and then we wouldn’t have to have spent the last 40 years hearing quite so much from boomers publicly creaming themselves over how great the Beatles were.

He was a really mean, violent piece of shit

Maybe the whole world assuming incorrectly that you broke up the world's most popular band for fifty years did it. 

I’m just happy for the the friends they made along the way.

As someone not very knowledgeable about the Beatles, Lennon has always seemed like an asshole

Paul’s evoking the old “Shaggy Defense”?

Well, “no right” unless you were a Nickelodeon kid who just didn’t leave the room when Nick-at-Nite started in the evening.

Most average people don’t understand how astronomically impossible it is to put on ~30 pounds of lean muscle in less than a year, naturally (in your 40s to boot).

As long as it’s being done safely (e.g. cycling off roids completely for extended intervals, regular blood tests to check for early warning signs of organ damage, hopefully being administered or at least overseen by a medical professional) I really don’t care if actors use steroids to get a certain look for a role,…

All achievable with chicken, broccoli and rice, innit.