Yes, you are clearly a very hate-filled person, much like your shitty scab uncle. But recognizing it is the first step to recovery!

Exactly (although I don’t expected much from a story which doesn’t know the many massive differences between what jails and prisons are). All of our nation’s jails are massively understaffed and basically none of the protocols they are supposed to be following are followed for anyone, famous criminal or not. What’s…

Your uncle is a scab piece of shit and deserves to be blackballed by every person he ever pretended to be a “friend” to and then stabbed int he back so he could get his.

Because it’s exactly like saying “I’m not racist at all, I just don’t want those people in my neighborhood.” I mean, what’s wrong with that sentence? The person clearly specifies they aren’t racist!

“seeking to unseat an African-American Democrat, Joyce Beatty, who represents Columbus.”

But remember, it’s M4A that would be irresponsible! Fiscally irresponsible, of course. Which is significantly worse than being inhumanely irresponsible, because that just means poor people dying. It’s when profit margins and donations from major pharmaceutical companies get hurt that we have to get all concerned.

That’s polite speak for “real America” now that Trump has moved that particular phrase from dog whistle to too obvious

You might notice the second poll was projecting the 2020 election.

Yeah, there’s no evidence someone like Bernie could beat Trump. Not, like, a shitload of polls or anything:

Alternately, since the person who did win the Dem primary was defeated by someone widely seen to be the worst presidential candidate in history, maybe we can conclude that being popular among Democratic party faithful is very different than being a nationally-viable candidate?

I’m sorry, you’re obviously confused. This guy didn’t do something odious like take a knee, he did something patriotic like violently assault a teenager.

Of all the things I hate about Boomers, this has to be near the top: “We tried running a progressive before you were born and it didn’t work, therefore it will never work again! Because the world is exactly the same now as it was in 1980!”

They’re also the only ones to lose, most notably the only ones to lose to Donald Fucking Trump, so maybe don’t act so cocky about how great a centrist campaign is.

“Nate Silver does have the skills to do politicial analysis”

They actually prefer a burlap sack with a comically-large dollar sign on it. Not subtle, but that’s just how the NCAA does business amateurism

I gotta say, for all the shit we (deservedly!) give baseball players for beaning people in retaliation, at least it’s not a regular occurrence that a baseball player’s revenge ends with the other guy potentially paralyzed.

“our landlord (a Stanford-educated engineer)“

Exactly. Someone squatting with their laptop is annoying far, far fewer people.

“He’s done more to help more Americans just since he left office than almost everyone reading this comment will do in their entire lives”

This is a fair and good take