How’s being a Hill intern working for you?

God I know, it must be so terrible to be me. I’m so wrong all the time.

Nor is a menu of mugshots, you dickplatter.

I’m sorry, what version of human life have you been living in in which this (Central Park Five) racist dipshit HASN’T been the President?

Okay. Tell me why.

You know, apart from all this “it’s gonna give the right rhetorical fuel” stuff from the NYT and such, I find it such an astonishingly bad political move for relatively left-wing outlets to hammer on Trump’s mugshot.

You know, I was thinking about this, as (rightly) so many YouTube channels are highlighting the strikes. Not to be too Keynesian about it, but I wonder if we could work up to a cancel day. There’s obviously appetite for content (durr, this site among many) and I’m in full solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA strike, and now…

Hey, here’s a thought! Let’s downvote every story and comment about him going forward.

I mean, the literally obvious thing is just to stop talking about him.

Remember when Gawker existed and had a sense of humor about things?

God, what small dick energy.

GodDAMN man, I remember when your job wasn’t regurgitating the high-speed voice at the end of pharmaceutical commericals.

Hoo boy, SOMEbody paid G/O to actually give a fuck about this deep trash nothingburger nonsense bullshit about a movie.

To be excessively pedantic:

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By the way, it’s been awhile, but Terminator: Genisys is so spectacularly trashy that it’s worth watching to see how wildly a production company can fuck up a franchise.

Oh no, that’s truly unfortunate. Reminds me of when I was expressing my enjoyment of Liev Schreiber to a friend from grad school who worked on Indian literature and was part of the background cast for The Reluctant Fundamentalist, and he said Schreiber was like the biggest diva ever but in the most offensive way.

You know, on balance, I actually think he’s a pretty smart and, as far as I can tell, good dude. (My opinion here might be inflected by the fact that I think he’s also insanely hot.) I do think we’re gonna see a lot of this kind of thing because production works on a multi-year schedule so a bunch of stuff that’s in…

My very favorite gay bar in Chicago, Big Chicks, always played the Christmas episode of Pee-Wee’s Play House on the day. If you ever want to recalibrate you opinions about him, that shit is NUTS. Grace Jones was there for a start.

Always a good time to remember that Elon Musk has, I believe, two patents to his name, one of which is the battery system for his cars that go about 3/4 of the distance the computers say they do.