You know.

You know, I mean, cool in that you update Shakespeare, that’s been happening almost literally from the jump. But I wonder: why is it never the plays that you read if you actually give a fuck about Shakespeare, and not just the handful you read in AP English class?

What kills me about this, having worked in corporate branding, is there’s totally a company that got paid to say, “what if on an angle?”

I wonder. At this point it’s gotten so comically bad that he must be shorting the market. So, yeah, the ideal for the next phase of human shit on Mars. I mean, sweet soggy Jesus on a cracker, “X” is what you thought of?

God, how fucking disappointing that the collapse into dystopia isn’t something cool, like Tyrell Corp (which produced actual things). What a fucking bummer that it’s just a couple of guys with more money than god trying to outdo each other.

Really? Because I would say “Secret Invasion” was the least pumped series in, at least, recent memory. (Which, by the way, is the most nonsensical writing I recall seeing in Marvel.)

You know, I’m really on the side of SAG-AFTRA and, more to the point, the writers’ unions.

Okay, just to be clear:

I mean...or invest in a robust free health infrastructure.

This is so fucking nonsense that it’s amazing.

But why?

Soooo the point here is, hey, Elemental is getting low to middling reviews (like Cars 3 level bad) but we shouldn’t care because it’s picking up money after a bad first weekend?

You mean the original post? Oh it’s not sarcastic at all.

.....whoooooo gives a shit?

Yep. That’s exactly what I said.

Okay, just for funzos, the HBO show Somebody, Somwhere is entirely about that.

Oh, my bro! The whole point of it is that I’m being excessively pedantic about grammar and intentionally not reading the room. (The room, I assume, being editors shouting at writers to churn out content; god I miss Hamilton Nolan.)

<gloves off for what, really, is a friendly sparring match.>

You know, I got more into it than I was expecting to.

Goddamn you people need to hire an editor.