“high quality journalism using factual content from public data sources.” It does make one wonder whether these tech dips are under the impression that “data” just flows naturally, like a river, without any humans propelling it. Seeing this kind of nonsensical drivel (not least because “high quality” should be…

I mean, I know Gizmodo has fallen pretty far, but this shit is incredible. “Can prepare your breakfast eggs” my lord, it picked up an egg and put it in a $15 automatic egg cooker. Elon Musk watches too many sci-fi movies and decides, yes, that is was future science is. It’s a minor miracle that his moonshot toy…

FUCKING hell I could go my entire fucking life if I never saw an article that uses the word “we” when the author clearly means “I, here, in my bedroom, lacking equitable remuneration and health insurance” or the headline locution “Science says” ever the fuck again.

BOY you people on the payroll better be onto new stuff because it’s fucking NUT BONKERS that all of the comments here are from people who never comment and who all entirely agree with you. This site is fucking going down, fast. Like, remember this part of Titanic?:

I mean—it very thoroughly did not, not for a couple of centuries. Source: my doctoral dissertation was on scribal publication from 1500 to 1700 (I assure you, printing was way less of a thing than McLuhan made it out to be). But more to the point: scribes weren’t generally employed specifically as scribes (they were…

“Most people can probably agree that ChatGPT is cool”

I don’t know these particular prosecutors’ politics, but the state of New Mexico is institutionally very liberal (at least at the moment), so it seems unlikely that this is the motivation. I’d suspect, instead, that the state has a vested interest in encouraging film production (it’s been a major part of the state’s…

Hey, Jack Murtagh. Given this, I’m gonna assume you’re the same Jack Murtagh getting his PhD at Harvard in computer science. (The commentariat can in fact do a bit of investigation.) While this is a cool, and actually well-done, exercise, two pieces of feedback: 1) using exclamation points very rarely makes stuff more …

The writing here is so ASTONISHINGLY bad that if Sabina Graves is an actual person they should sue for devaluation of brand. I mean: “Walt Disney Animation Studios’ current steward Jennifer Lee (Frozen), alongside Allison Moore.” “Steward?” What the fuck are you talking about? Is she the head or not? Also,…

Dude. If you fuckers are just going to be ad-men now. I mean “Disney celebrates its legacy in Wish—a movie filled with the company’s own mythology that also has bold allegorical similitudes to its recent history, all weaved into a powerful fairytale.”

Damn guys this is increasingly insupportable.

Damn dude you guys are like, full-on shilling for SpaceX at this point. Was there a corporate sale at some point I wasn’t aware of? (Musk may have just bought G/O media recently, given his corporate “strategy.”)

Ha! That made me laugh out loud.

You know I wish he were stupid. The actual point of this is he isn’t.

No. He very much isnt. 

You know, I think Trump is genuinely evil in the most Edenic sense, like making other people legally guilty for the shit he pulls. (Hence the expulsion from Eden.) The thing the DNC has always misunderstood about Trump is he’s not actually stupid, the same way Hitler wasn’t stupid. He’s clawing his way through…

It always means anilingus.

God how amazingly feminist to reduce a meeting of a bunch of high-powered women to the family of men they all happened to date. KEEP GOING, KYLIE, YOUR LA VERSION OF SEX POSITIVITY IS TOTALLY NOT ABOUT BEING A STARFUCKER.

God how amazingly feminist to reduce a meeting of a bunch of high-powered women to the family of men they all happened to date. God, to be a fly on the wall in the Jezebel editorial room that made that take seem even kind of fucking okay.

Yawn. This really is not news at all, and you really really have to parse what “hooking up” means—very clearly; does it mean meeting up (as in old-school SATC), does it mean making out (as it did when I was like 16 in 2002) or does it mean fuckin’, like it generally does now?