FUCKING hell I could go my entire fucking life if I never saw an article that uses the word “we” when the author clearly means “I, here, in my bedroom, lacking equitable remuneration and health insurance” or the headline locution “Science says” ever the fuck again.

I don’t know these particular prosecutors’ politics, but the state of New Mexico is institutionally very liberal (at least at the moment), so it seems unlikely that this is the motivation. I’d suspect, instead, that the state has a vested interest in encouraging film production (it’s been a major part of the state’s…

God how amazingly feminist to reduce a meeting of a bunch of high-powered women to the family of men they all happened to date. KEEP GOING, KYLIE, YOUR LA VERSION OF SEX POSITIVITY IS TOTALLY NOT ABOUT BEING A STARFUCKER.

God how amazingly feminist to reduce a meeting of a bunch of high-powered women to the family of men they all happened to date. God, to be a fly on the wall in the Jezebel editorial room that made that take seem even kind of fucking okay.

Yes, let’s refer to Archer of all things about addiction.

Yes, it totally is.

This is one of those articles that would have been much punchier, concise, and accurate had it gone through another edit.

Acknowledged.

Are you so fucking LA that you think “special ed” is not a fucking horrifically offensive insult?

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Okay. No negativity in that.

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FUCKING NYOPE: “Hollywood may be at a near-standstill due to the ongoing strikes, but AMC Studios has been granted waivers to resume work on three of its most high-profile shows.”

Fuck you.

It’s fratboy liberal sarcasm, so it is but it also isn’t and, evidently, if you went to Yale, it’s another level of is. And isn’t. God I fucking hate Yale.

Fuck you.

Hey! You know what happened in the shitty low-income places where Walmart put down a massive distribution area?

Lolz, okay, but you’re under the impression that the left was not thinking about these people as criminals.

No, you silly person. He didn’t win the first time. Nor did George W Bush. They won because of the Supreme Court, which they’ve packed with conservatives.

...Because I think that a set of photographs are not interesting?