Okay man, but she is full-on Brexit. Because she thinks British baking is in trouble in the EU.

I’m from that part of the country (though New Mexico, not Colorado) and it has LDS influence for sure; until recently, the age of consent in NM was 13 if you were married, which you legally could be at 13.

It’s almost as if the Jez writers all went to pricey schools, learned second-wave feminism, and found that blue-collar feminism was passé.

More to the point, Jezebel would rip off every single piece of gay culture and then tell you you’re wrong to be annoyed because you’re a white gay man and they deserved to take it and also they love drag.

Usually it’s called Soylent, but sure.

Yeah, Kylie’s hot take here is fucking nonsense.

Gosh it must be rough to find truly pure, truly pristine, truly unexceptionable philanthropy. How do you do it?

Fuck you and your proud ignorance.

May I ask you for a graphic? all the govenors who are anti abortion

Wow, man. Whoever over there told you that a singular noun ending with an “s” takes a floating apostrophe to form a possessive is profoundly wrong. It’s “nemesis’s.” Also, additional bad editing: “I also can’t help but consider [...]” Yes, you can definitely help it: you can turn the TV off and go play with Bucky.

Just as an aside, and not to diminish this egregious, bordering on UN human rights violation here: apparently Florida has a law in place in which every legal claim has to be reported in the news. One can only imagine what a state such as (for random instance, one I’ve spent a lot of time in and is resonant for gay…

She’s awful and I don’t need to see more evidence of this. But more to the the point, one of my best friends said the wisest thing I’ve ever heard, which was, having a mental illness doesn’t mean you’re not an asshole.

“I also think she happens to be incredibly ill”

I love that these people will find a moderate, or even tiny, cut in their SHOCKING wealth is not about them but about woke culture. Yeah, Roseanne, I’m pretty sure YOU’RE the victim here.

That’s the lumpenproletariat.

She has become the most boring down-state Illinois person she was mocking originally. Thus why the show went fentanyl.

My favorite thing about this totally tone-deaf stunt is that (and this is just me following the logic she herself has articulated, FBI, not me advocating for it): the GOP position is that the ballon should’ve been taken out sooner, so it’s like this fucking moron is walking around saying “HEY WHY HAVEN’T YOU SHOT ME…

What in the shit is this? A whole paragraph about your personal life before you mention, as an offhand comment, the actual subject of the article?

It would have a bit more bite if the author’s Instagram bio didn’t include the phrase “trad housewife.”

This might be one of the shittiest and most self-aggrandizing takes I’ve ever seen on Jezebel and that’s saying a lot. Why is policing men who are, as far as I can tell and as far as this site usually thinks, pretty okay dudes (Chris Evans in particular) your new hill to die on? He’s 41 and his girlfriend is 25? WHO…