I was reading NPR’s coverage of this and, ironically, that’s actually exactly what they should do: you go and cast a provisional vote in person, which, if your previous ballot gets discarded, then becomes your official vote. If the previous ballot does not get discarded, it’s your official vote.

Sexy Power Rangers is, I suppose, marginally less bad than some of the other sexy versions of costumes, but I swear, it’s like next they’re going to release a sexy line of the characters from It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

Man, the oral exams in Shady Gay 101 are rough, huh?

Nothing says “humility” like posting a bunch of pictures of oneself on Instagram.

Fun factoid to pull out when anti-abortion activists claim to represent the “traditional view” of personhood: in Medieval thought and before, a fetus wasn’t considered a person until its quickening, when it began to move in the womb.

I’m sorry, you’re under the impression that SCOTUS isn’t scary enough?

After all, our penal system is very clearly about punishment rather than rehabilitation. Actually, large swathes of our society are.

The Church of the Collective is gonna be pissed about the Fresca.

Well, I mean, he kinda turned out to deserve it when he married an extreme right-wing Quiverfull person and got all anti-LGBTQ.

Ooo, “heebee jeebees” is an unfortunate choice in an article on casual racism.

Not that I don’t like cute Drew Barrymore, but it does occasionally help when it’s starting to feel cloying that the first movie her production company made was Donnie Darko.

And let us not forget that he took out a full-page ad calling for the death penalty for the Central Park Five and then, when it was proven they were innocent, doubled down and said they should be executed anyway. The man’s racism is literally lethal, and has been open and in the public consciousness for decades.

Anybody happen to know if the CrunchyRoll hub on HBO Max has all of the content on CrunchyRoll itself?

The whitest thing I’ve ever heard is calling 911 for “probably nothing” and assuming it will go well.

Well, I mean—they actually did do that in Illinois a few elections ago. They did get caught, though. Like literally dumping Democrat-registered voters’ ballots into dumpsters.

The funny thing about that is, where on God’s green earth did the idea that assuming women are naturally better parents than men is a feminist idea come from?

Gosh, I wonder why people won’t sleep with you.

“Paternalistic” Jesus Christ. I know they’ve been doing it forever, but the right’s long-term game plan of simply taking the charges mounted against them and saying “We’re rubber and you’re glue” is really fucking tired.

Pearls and a pink suit. It’s like Dolores fucking Umbridge is up for the Supreme Court.

That is actually the cleanest and most illuminating way I’ve ever seen that put and I shall be using it. Thank you!