This new right-wing line about liberals being the ones who actually have hate in their hearts really fucking irks me. You bet your ass I hate Trump, and that’s a perfectly justified emotion to feel.

...what?

And the countdown until an unhinged Presidential press conference calling these feckless doofuses “true patriots” or, possibly, “really good people” begins.

Depends on your definition of sick. I think he’s a full-on fuckwit deep trash “Christian” but I don’t think he’s actually mentally impaired.

Presumably:

Meanwhile I watched Interview with the Vampire tonight and Pence is like the version of Lestat after he’s been burned in a fire and, distressingly, when he sucks our blood on the Golden Gate bridge.

Will do, Hester Bangs.

Is it bitch season or is it fam season?

Ha, okay will do when the staff unfollow me. BYE.

Cool.

Kay.

Massively uninterested. Work harder, Jez.

Funnily enough I went with Monty Python

I don’t know how I missed this on the first pile-on, but you just reminded me of one of my favorite series of jokes in the late lamented Happy Endings:

Also, like—is he somehow under the impression that when Biden wins, one of the very first things that’s going to happen is not a stimulus bill?

Possibly the most shocking thing about the phrasing of the tweet was Trump referring to them as “my representatives.” You are not a king, you asshole. They are the PEOPLE’S representatives.

“Mercedes Schlapp” has to be the Trumpiest name in history that isn’t actually “Donald Trump.”

“Universal waste” LOL

[CUT TO: INT. Donald Trump signs his name to blank sheets of paper for a photo op.]

No no no, there is a god, and he’s one of the best, some people say the best the universe has ever had, and he has some of the best angels on the job.