And you just know they’re the kind of assholes who claim the Civil War was about the economy, not slavery. As though those are practically distinguishable.

What really grinds my gears is nobody is calling her out for that “Cho Chang” dumpster fire. That is two family names from two different languages smashed together to indicate “undifferentiated Asian.”

I think we can eliminate Don Jr. because we all know he’s illiterate. Not coked up enough for Eric. Presumably it was <insert the name of one of the interchangeable skinny tanned blond women Trump insists on hiring ad nauseam>.

Incidentally, just because this is such a rich vein to mine, I only watched a few debate clips because I already have enough mental health issues, but something I haven’t seen anybody comment on but that made my jaw actually drop was when Biden mentioned Trump said the infamous “good people on both sides” line and…

I wouldn’t be surprised if the guy was that one lizard person who got ejected from the home planet because none of the other lizard people could stand his boasting about how his scales are the best scales and anyone would tell you that, but I’m not trying to entertain conspiracies.

You know what really shreds my cheese? The phrase “sincerely held religious beliefs.”

Little off topic, but really hate it when people police gender for no reason.

It’s almost as though show business were an entire industry dedicated to making boring people feel important.

I pay attention to Jeffree Star the same way I paid attention to The Hills. It’s comically malicious.

By the way, it’s consistently worth remembering that Trump took out a full-page ad in the New York Post condemning the Central Park 5 and calling for the death penalty for children and then, when they were acquitted, doubled down and said they should be executed despite their innocence.

Of course he won’t. He’s said as much. The little man is, I think, actively trying to precipitate a civil war because that’s how to get into the history books.

Bill?

“Knockout” isn’t a verb, much less one that needs to be capitalized.

By the way, it’s back now, but was it just me or did Netflix scrub the word “Schitt’s” from the series title for awhile over the weekend?

Good lord, one of them is of markedly better quality than the other.

Because that’s a wax figure of him.

My impression of that act was mixed, too. Some of the facial expressions suggested he knew that he was going to help the other characters, but then again all of his characterization up to that point in the episode (though not in the previous one) made him seem completely self-involved.

I didn’t say they should have tried to order them. “On the side of” means saying local orders are a good idea.

The US is much geographically larger than the countries you just listed, which has an epidemiological effect.

They were hit before the United States was.