Well, I mean, you didn’t respond to the substance of what I said, and instead gave some random examples of men who don’t like being bald and a counterfactual—which is a classic logical fallacy—as though either were actual evidence. Also I’m uncertain how balding pertains to “body shape or size” in the two definitions…

Soooo

I find the exercise of double consciousness that must be required to say, “I want to protect my farming profits by exterminating a species of bee that makes agriculture possible” dizzying.

I assume “Dr.” Luke received his degree from Trump University.

Oh god, that’s so much worse.

Oh god what if Kellyanne Conway is the supreme being?

What I wouldn’t give for an #AlternativeWhiteHouse

--you’re aware the British Airways was nationalized until Thatcher sold it off and was, while nationalized, one of the premier carriers in the world? As was Lufthansa until 1994. As was Air Canada until 1988.

It takes far more courage, far more strength of will, far more character to embrace diversity than to squelch it. Not because diversity is some kind of peaceful utopian ideal—quite the opposite. Engaging with people different from you has always been a difficult challenge, but the most worthwhile one that humans…

I would like to propose something: let’s stop calling it Trumpism, which implies a consistent and rational perspective on the world and speciously attributes thought to the most thoughtless person ever elected to the Presidency, and start calling it Trumpery, which has, according to Webster’s, the meaning of…

Ha, and quite a bit smarter, too.

Madam President if you’re nasty.

As though “nasty woman” were an insult coming from a cretin like him.

I’m sure this has been commented on endlessly, but I first saw a side-by-side of all of Trump’s female surrogates and Ivanka earlier today and it’s like the man is assembling an army of Cylons for the upcoming civil war.

Incidentally, addiction can’t legally be a reason for termination under the ADA as long as an employee has received medical treatment for it and is not currently using.

You can literally sign up on Trump’s campaign website to “observe” voting stations. It’s right there on his site. That’s only one step below condoning threatening voters.

You engaged, pal. Also I think you’re making pretty much random assumptions about UMD. But fine, done.

This place has taken a tumble since the closure of Gawker.

If 9/11 and the Iraq war couldn’t end a Bush’s career, Pussygate certainly won’t.

Yes, they do, in my case. I’m aware that smaller colleges have security forces without the power to arrest, as I got my BA from a small liberal arts college with such a security force, but I’m not sure how that’s relevant given that we’re talking about the University of Maryland, a flagship state university with…