I had a c section. It wasn’t the plan but of course, my water breaking 4 weeks early after having just been told the Peachick was running too small was also not the plan.

People come here for a break from misogyny.

Okay, now you next, Biden. And you, too, Bernie. Drop the fuck out before we have to drag your ass out, again.

Hey Lauren, I just want to chime in along with everyone else and let you know this is a really shitty post. Like, colossally shitty. I don’t even have any snark for you. Clinton won the popular vote, she was profoundly qualified, and she got shat on for being a woman who knows how to get shit done in a world dominated…

This is the worst post I have ever seen on Jezebel. And I have read some self important posts that were 90% text exchanges between staff at their dullest and most unimaginative. 

What the fuck is this post?

What a shitty snarky piece! I am still heartbroken over her loss. You go Hillary!

Hillary has the sense not to run again.

I’ve tried scrubbing grills and my many cast-iron pans with multiple methods and never been so happy as when I bought a chainmail scrubber. It is the fastest, easiest, most effective, and least wasteful method.

Nah, this is Hallmark shit. I didn’t see a single person get murdered by a staircase.

Ah. I can see how that might be confusing to someone who isn’t British

This point can only be reasonably made with an equal vigor to protecting the health of the children and adults they become once they are born and navigating this world. Sadly, those espousing your sentiment are almost never committed to that.

And the photo doesn’t show anything that is ever aborted in ANY instances unless it is dead or not going to live and will kill its mother as well. Zygotes, embryos, and early-stage fetuses are completely different than the viable fetuses shown. Stop endangering the lives of women just because you don’t understand how…

Because a politically powerful demographic (extreme right wing evangelical/conservative Christians) like to have their wives and daughters use apprenticeship trained midwives and have home births. The Duggars, for example.

YES. Let’s call out cults, terrorist groups, and other shit on Facebook for what it is! I am so tired of the whole “connect the world” crap that Zuckerberg is still selling while basically underwriting mass death and destruction with absolutely no oversight or legal recourse.

Just like the anti-vax nutjobs, this is even more infuriating because the victims are the most innocent and without choice. Fuck every single one of these Free Birth idiots. And fuck this whole “natural” movement that’s taking us backwards. Yeah, women used to sometimes give birth alone. But a fucking lot of them…

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Now people of all skin colors can fuck up their ankles.

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo.