Can somebody link me to an instance of a mass shooting being prevented by "a good guy with a gun?" Because I have yet to see a single example.

SHUT YOUR TRAPS AND STOP KICKING THE SEATS! WE'RE TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE! If I have to tell you again, we're going to take it outside and I'll show you what it's like!

Walter Jr got out ok. He even got a new car out of it!

What a glorious queef to set free!

Alternate titles for Talking Saul? Because anything would be better than that. I get Talking Dead because it's a play on Walking Dead, but this is just stupid (on top of an already necessary show).

Illusionists. They're turning illusions for money.

Imagine, you could ask for a "small loan" of a million dollars, and then donate it to whichever other candidate that you support instead.

It's really hard to say. My two favorite episodes of the whole series are a Halloween episode (Fort Night) and a Thanksgiving episode (Turkey in a Can). The Christmas episodes are a step above too!
Maybe Bob's just operates best on holidays?

So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the obstruction!

Why not Idris Elba?

Just what Weekend at Bernie's needed. A gritty remake.

I've only seen the first Wrong Turn. Are the rest of the movies just about different people running into the same backwoods family? Or is it all different locations and different wackos?
It's been a while and I don't even remember if the villains died or not.

Just got back from a Valentines movie date. My girlfriend chose How to be Single which wasn't actually as unbearable as the trailers made it look like it would be. It was even pretty cute at times. Though, I still think whats-her-face from Pitch Perfect is deeply unfunny.

I have a similarly-tempered black cat myself, so that may have influenced me too.

ALSO, my next book was going to be The Grace of Kings, but I read the first chapter of Charlie Jane Anders's new book, All the Birds in the Sky, in the bookstore today and I'm hooked. So that's next on the list for me.
Most of the books that I've read in the last year have come from her io9 posts, so it's fitting that…

I went on a bit of a dragon kick this week and watched How to Train Your Dragon which I absolutely loved and half of How to Train Your Dragon 2 which I had to stop because I needed to go to work and I never got around to finishing it. And I started reading Naomi Novik's His Majesty's Dragon which is great so far but…

Penny did wear that Valentine outfit. It averages out to at least a C.

Stewart was in the same boat for a while.
Now he's unbearable.

There goes my boner.

The stakes have never been higher!