Looking forward to him being as underused as Tony Jaa was in the last Fast & Furious.

But Mike & Molly already exists!

Wheretofor?

It's all just a moo point anyway.

Nobody's fat here!

I didn't realize Triumph was still around. I thought he was exclusively a Conan thing. But I did watch this the other day and laughed harder than I have at any election-based comedy this cycle. Until Colbert's "Bernie Sandwiches" thing, that is.

Sookie really went off the deep end once Jackson left her.

Logan Huntzberger and the bumper of a semi.

Logan Huntzberger and the bumper of a semi.

It got us a Tron sequel. And while the movie wasn't very good, it got us that Daft Punk soundtrack.

We've all been there. I owned Dave Matthews Band t-shirts.

Lately, I've been thinking that reality could really use a reboot.

Bland with a side of Khaki!

Her pudding-hatch could use a retrofitting.

I barely made it through this example. There's no way I'll make it through the movie.

Wouldn't a meat cannon be a dick…?
Does he call his penis a fun bag?

Because it was so bad that I opened my computer about halfway in and distracted myself with porn.

This is being appropriated immediately into everyday use.

I thought it was young Dan Harmon.

I made this up as I typed, while sitting on the toilet.