.... Are they getting a renality show? Eh? Eh?

May I suggest a name? Organ Grindr.

They're actually bad. (NPR, PBS, VICE)

I created an account JUST to reply to this.

I need help reacting to this.

Wow, the comments here are so bad. Where do guys get the idea that 1. marriage proposal will win an ex back and 2. that would in any way make the proposer's life better?

Oh i should of added- after i broke up with him, I heard he proposed to the following 4-5 girlfriends and they all said no. He's still single last I checked and it's been 10yrs since I broke up with him.

We had dated for about three years, the last of which was long distance when I moved away for grad school. He was a smotherer and constantly hacking into my email and Myspace (Oh, the olden days!) accounts to check up on me - and rightly so, since I was essentially fucking every guy in sight.

I love that dark lipstick on you.

I absolutely read this headline wrong. I thought these kids were getting a little bonus sex show along with their porn.

For me, Duritzism.

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"

I used to work at a strip club in Dupont Circle D.C. that was a block away from the utterly fantastic Kramerbooks & Afterwords, a 24 hour bookstore and cafe.

I just have a huge kneejerk reaction to the "just move" statement in general. My first year of college, I went from DC to a small school in Rhode Island (and I was only there for a year, so fuck that). Some guy in my dorm had at some point seen a DC license plate, and wanted to know what the "No Taxation Without…

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

"I've really never considered that. That'd be very premature after only 2.5 years." When the subject of me and Fellow marrying comes up in his presence.

I eloped when I was 19 to a boyfriend I had only dated a month. I didn't tell my parents and just said we were moving in together. A month later I deeply regretted it and filed for divorce. It took two years to finalize and I had already started dating my now husband during that period. I didn't tell any of my friends…

That fish is definitely dead. Very dead. I don't really understand why you'd pose with a dead fish that someone caught, sold, bought, etc. to make a point about overfishing. What a waste of fish! You can't even eat that after it's been sitting on a naked woman under Klieg lights for hours. Just stupid.

OMG YOU GUYS!! Flula!!!

My only wish is that they do a rendition of his best hit: