I saw Olivia Munn on the tee-vee last night and it became obvious to me that God loves Aaron Rodgers.

Leave his joke alone.

"Yup... God was responsible for those ill-timed interceptions. What he said."

I'm sorry, but fuck this. I share the dislike for the kind of attitude that certain men have about tacky jewelry being a good way to attract chicks, for sure (and I'm also sympathetic to some of the aesthetic objections). But it's incredibly bad, on a more basic level, to promote these kind of limiting and repressing…

The chubby kid playing his clarinet at the girls' soccer game is the best story I've ever read on one of these "Send me your tragic stories" posts Drew does from time-to-time. I was laughing for five minutes at the mental imagery of this girl tying to play soccer while a pudgy kid blows on a clarinet in an effort to…

"Soccer is 90% mental and the other half is just making a wanking motion."

"Oh wow. Must suck for the offense when the league makes an arbitrary rule that makes your job that much harder. (wanking motion)"- Every defender in the league.

Bud Light in hand. Up for whatever.

Lol I was thinking that, too. He hasn't done much so far, but maybe just maybe he has a future in this. Lord knows he doesn't on the field.

If Tebow can call touchdowns before they happen, he might work out as a game analyst.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

Can't fathom why people would spend hundreds of dollars to do what I do in the comfort of my neighbor's finished basement.

Interesting. That was the same day Brett Favre was 5-14 with 2 interceptions, got banged up, and his backup had to replace him.

The rest of the country only associates Faygo with Insane Clown Posse.