I felt like a jerk writing that... thank you for being nice!

The UK isn’t officially federalised, as we are unitary, so we just call it a ‘general election’.

That’s really cheap for the UK.

I know you mentioned other people who had also tried it, but I do think these guys did it very well: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/890276109/dicecards-the-worlds-geekiest-dice-bag-in-a-deck-o

Ugh, ‘impactful’.

I feel like the second image explains it. Couldn’t they all be stationary at that point to allow for a pedestrian to cross? And then it would turn out they take turns turning the turns?

Don’t want to spoil it, but the plot is them going to hell.

Apparently CK paid $10,000 to appear there. He’s a real piece of shit.

I agree with you.

I know it’s not a JRPG, but a game I found that gets this form of English right is Ultima VII. Obviously it’s not old English, but it evokes early modern english well, which is where I think this game was aiming.

I honestly don’t get the ‘en’ suffix. Even ‘eth’ would have made more sense. Lovely article though.

aye shimae

That shit changes your DNA.

I feel like they’d have to spread it over Britain to get a full tapestry – get the tribal elements that exist even today.

If you bury your head, you may end up losing it :(

He goes to Little St. James FFS

Thirded – we’re the looking glass world of Japan. In fact, I think the take home here is that Japanese drivers aren’t necessarily polite, but perhaps American drivers certainly aren’t.

Automatically read in a pirate voice, well done.

Completely agree – I think it’s the use of the numerical value that does it, for some reason.

Wasn’t that the Nordic inspiration for it anyhow?

Gotta star for the use of the term ‘Judas Steer’ – totes appropes.