None of the other stuff on behind closed ovens is ever shady, so I can see why you'd point out the shadiness of this comment specifically.

I'll answer the questions I know you all have.

[The Hibernator] consists of eight rashers of bacon, eight sausages, four hash browns, four fried eggs, a four egg cheese omelette, four waffles, four pieces of toast

Eating the faux meat (to me) seems like breaking up with someone, then keeping a poorly drawn picture of them around to talk to now and again.

Here's the thing, though: because there's no bisexual narrative in wider culture, all we hear is the lesbian side. Believe me, we've been exposed to it, and we sometimes even identify with it, but at the end of the day it's hard to sympathize with the people who are often our oppressors.

Because I married a man, and am now dating a man, my sexuality is never in question. Everyone assumes I'm straight, though I've had serious relationships with women in the past, everyone just sweeps that under the rug in favor of a "traditional" "easy" identifier.

1) Grats on managing to make an article about bisexual invisibility all about you. We haven't seen that before—at all.

"So a belieber floods me with spam telling me she hopes I die soon over and over so I give it back and I'm the bad guy?! Kids need to chill"

Congratulations! I'm literally laying in the hospital right now, my c section was 3 days ago. I started reading some of the replies to your post and had to stop because they're making me laugh. IT HURTS SO BAD TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS.

My epidural did not work either. I think it may be related to the fact that the anesthesiologist was TALKING ON THE GODDAMN CELL PHONE while he was giving me the epidural. Really, Doc?!? You could not ignore your phone while you are putting a 10-inch needle into my spinal column? And then I had a NINE POUND baby!

Yup. If they had admitted it was behind the scope of their abilities as soon as it became clear the baby wasn't coming like she should have- she'd be alive.

I had a vbac - vaginal birth after cesarean. I could have gone with a scheduled c-section, but I thought the recovery time for a vaginal birth would be much shorter - after all, they kick you out of the hospital mere hours after you deliver - how bad could it be?

My poor friend, who initially planned for a 'natural' childbirth (I've realized reading these stories how much I dislike that term now), changed her mind after exhaustive labor. The anesthesiologist comes, sets it up and leaves, but hours or so go on, and nothing happens. Her husband goes around, looks at the IV, and…

For my second kid's birth, my epidural failed. Yep, apparently this is a thing that can happen. I had been in labor for about 12 hours and was exhausted. I got it just as things were getting intense, and was fine for about an hour. Then all of a sudden the pain came back full force, just as I was transitioning - the…

I don't know if this is a horror story, but it's definitely the most embarrassing part.

So first: I don't think labor was a nightmare. I had a natural birth at a freestanding birth center. I did hypnosis. I had a doula who did all kinds of weird shit to get me through. I got to labor in a jacuzzi. It worked for me and…

I had a really problematic pregnancy. When I delivered, I tore. Forward. This is apparently kind of rare, but I split up the middle toward my clitoris. I cannot explain how painful that was.

Faris is fabulously weird. And I don't think she's putting on a show. she's just naturally that way. She and Chris Pratt are perfect for each other. Weirdos go well together. They're like a real life Gomez and Morticia (but more colorful outfits).

You're right - chunky guys never get cast in movies or are considered bangable.

Surveys like this are so dumb. Ask me which guy I would rather date sight unseen? Why am I jumping into relationships with Fat Guy or Skinny Guy?I don't know them! They should ask, "Would you rather date: a fat guy who listens to Kesha all the time and loves board games, and he's a little mean but really really really…