You got me. I registered on IO9 over three years ago, using my real name, with the long-term goal of trolling delusional Sanders supporters in the comments of articles about an election that was three years away. It’s all built up to this, and now that sweet, sweet DNC money is rolling in while I get the bonus of…

Fuck drug prices. I get a drug for Crohn’s disease every 4 weeks that they bill out at $23,000. They usually settle up for $10,000. $120,000 a year. I usually pay out my maximum in January, think it was $5,000 this year.

My email signature for a time was, “Morris doesn’t like it, and I don’t like it either.”

After weeks of conditioning — using treats as rewards and “a lot of repetition,”

There are quite a few pagans who don't subscribe to the Wiccan Rede actually.

I dunno, at this point I feel pretty comfortable asserting that Fitz does not deserve love.

“We need another Vietnam, to thin out their ranks a little.”

As someone who teaches at a Uni I cannot express how terrifying this idea really is, and how wrong headed it seems from a staff POV.

Why? Cuz the world does not center around your special taste in music and tv

Any woman in a position of power in our society is an outsider. Bernie has been in congress for 25 years. I’m tiring of his “oh, shucks,” cute grandpa routine. If Hillary walked on stage with her hair a mess and her arms jangling everywhere people would be calling for her execution.

I didn’t have an alcoholic, but I did have someone who had zero self control when it came to substances and things he felt he needed. It did almost bankrupt me, and no one could ever understand why I was so broke. But what could I do, admit that he would take all our money and sell anything that wasn’t nailed down if…

“Never even hit me.” I’m SO struggling with this. I wish he’d hit me — it would be so much less painful than emotional and sexual abuse.

I think all too often medical professionals write off poor people in pain as drug seekers.

I volunteered at a con she was at once. She looked at us, decided we weren’t sparkly enough, and proceeded to sprinkle glitter on each of us. She just had a bag of glitter in her purse! “Now you guys are ready for showbiz!” she said.

Yup. I’m not a fan of Tennant, but he was both charming and horrifying at the same time in this. Like if John Oliver were an unapologetic serial killer.

Since the show could never figure out whether Jessica’s twin neighbors were supposed to be played for comedy or creepiness, I just called that subplot Wes Anderson’s Crimson Peak.

Online abuse is sooo hysterical. Especially older women being trolled and bullied by men. Funny as Hel! And you do such a great job ridiculing this court case entirely due to the religions of the participants. Great stuff! Though you will have to explain why ‘pagan church’ is in quotes, like it’s not a real legal…

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

This made me smile. I’ve never before smiled at anything related to Donald Trump. Thank you.

I’d just report her to management and say she’s harassing you, because she is. Get her kicked out.