The story is kids are being kids, ya turd.

We’re left to imagine the specifics of your angry rant, but...there is something wrong with at least one of the two people involved in your story here if being mad at losing a softball game results in having to write a nice card.

He dead. 

Because they "adopted" her illegally 

Forget it, Jake. It’s the NFC South.

I mean, he’s not wrong about the French...

This is why I don't go west of the 710

it’s that Bears coach Matt Nagy is a madman, an Ahab figure, from whom something fundamental was taken

Then you did it wrong.

fuck Kevin Youkilis

Phillies fan?

There’s a wide gulf between “perfect” and “incompetent.”

You don’t think the guy in the GIF was acting like a douchecanoe?

If you can't use homophobic slurs in Spanish, what language CAN you use them in? SMDH

Because who cares about the spirit of soccer when the letter can parse it to death. 

Sell? Look at the exposure! Which can only lead to... More exposure!

Cop.

You want an artist to get paid?  That’s commie talk.

You don’t know either. Got it.

Fuck the raiders