Thats only designed to stop women, not concussions. 

Brown once again tried to take the field with his old helmet, which he had since had repainted with colors approximating—but not completely mimicking—the Raiders’ silver-and-black design...

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

This is going to divert judicial resources needed to adjudicate disputes over gumbo seasoning and trombone solos. 

Orioles, first major league team to extend protective netting onto the playing field.

The greatest swearers in the world are Hungarians and it’s not even close.

Damn, dude married Italia Ricci?  That’s quite a catch for a guy who can’t throw.

The movie showed Sharon Tate just living, something the real-life Sharon Tate was so unjustly denied. It asks us to imagine a future where the Manson family never does shit and where the three would-be killers meet brutal ends.

Should be fixed. Thanks.

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

Going into voice over work was one of the best things Mark did. On screen he was forever going to be Luke.  Removing his face from the equation allowed him to play a range of characters that he otherwise never would have played.  

I’d be friends with a counting cat too.

I like Cindy Williams just fine but Carrie Fisher imbued Leia with that type of take-no-shit authority that only she could provide. There’s no chance the Princess goes down as one of the greatest heroines in film history if she’d been played by anyone else.

Spoilers ... like lots and lots of Spoilers.

Nah, should have had Lincoln kill Booth with a flamethrower...

Something tells me you weren’t going to see this regardless. 

It’s as if people are saying he hasn’t made a good “Scorsese” movie in years. If it’s not about the mafia or a gang it just doesn’t register to them.

Found the only guy on Kinja who also has de Pfeffel as a middle name.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

His job is to have powerless people on Internet comment boards hate on him in between purchases of over-priced stadium food and team jerseys. As long as he’s there to hate, the owners can continue to bilk local governments for stadium cash. He’s paid his market’s worth. Look up how much tax lawyers can get paid to…