Well, a real popcorn pan, you don’t really wash (not in the traditional sense). But yes, you do have a bowl to wash, I’ll assume you eat straight out of the bag.

I pop my popcorn in a popcorn pan on the stove. It literally doesn’t take any longer than a microwave. For real!

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Stopped reading at But I could give two shits about MLS.

I don’t believe he is gay.

Yes.

What in the ever-loving fuck.

“Strength of Schedule based on current rosters”.

Too bad professional sports isn’t about simply having the best players on your team.

I’m not sure exactly when it is, but after a certain date (last year it was May 8th) there is no loss of draft pick or compensatory pick for signing a FA.

Wouldn’t these type of articles be more effective when VAR got the call wrong?

It’s funny that bat-flipping is supposed to be this new school cool guy thing, but, in reality, it’s such a bitch-ass thing to do. How do the players and the fans who support this bullshit not realize how stupid it is?

See: “running up the score”; football
See: “power dunking while up/down by X”; basketball

You sound like a lawyer!

You said “the only sport”.

I like Tim Anderson generally, but in this case: fuck Tim Anderson. 

Stole? Or provided?

Lol.

As soon as you allow replay, you have ceased to consider “the spirit of the game” as pertinent.

Nah, the police, by a very large margin.