I believe it was supposed to be Ronaldo, and I believe it was supposed to be serious too.

Is that true? Yikes.

Your league folded. What is the expectation? I suppose it would have been better for Gionni Paul if the league had actually folded in week 2 though. 

Matt Skiba... is the singer for... Blink-182...???

To all those (and there will be) who shout “but everyone cheats at golf!!”...

It’s funny because they’re fat.

Seems?

Natural Beefcake... my new porn name.

What, exactly, are you doing here?

I think its one in the jowls.

I call people “fat fuck” all the time, despite being the fattest fuck of them all.

He was tho.

Wait... This sounds amazing to you? “It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle.”

That’s exactly what I was thinking... you can tag a player, but you cannot tag the same player the next season.

Even leftover onions?

OK... too bad.

Great throw and all, but Bogaerts was safe.  

Never heard of her, and I know calling yourself by a name that isn’t your given name is a thing, but I’m sorry Awkwafina is pretty lame, delightful as the person using it may be. 

Robert Smith is a peach!

Wait... there is a person who calls themselves “Awkwafina”?