Oh cool, Spider-Man gets a new suit at the end of Homecoming THANKS GUYS HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET.

just think how long it took the giraffe to swallow his pride!

It’s like watching a Shawn Bradley highlight tape.

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.

Kind of an extreme way to make the move to skeleton

That’s great for Russell Westbrook but Mike Trout is still the superior hitter by nearly every advanced metric

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

We’re done here.

Yeah I guess you could blame politics but have you heard the music kids are listening to these days?

Fisher: “We’re not going 7-9!”

As a reminder, in a Hyperloop you’re basically a bullet in a gun barrel. If there’s a crack in a 30-mile tube, you die. If its magnets lose power, you die. The margins of error and the risks are akin to space travel.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Seriously, if people need a disclaimer to keep them from doing stupid shit, then they’re too stupid to read a disclaimer. Like, we all KNOW that this is stupid and the guy most likely should have died. Does Casey putting “DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME” change that? No? Ok then.

Please un-star your comment and reconsider your opinions on baseball.

“Its a dumb rule that I’d love to see go away. glad it wasn’t called.”

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

that they're not bigger or claw-ier?