I’m pretty sure my History Professor was born an Asshole

*you’re

Surprised trump hasn't endorsed it yet

Does anyone at Deadspin actually care about Manziel stories and others like it? Are they reported just because they draw interest from the casual reader?

Greg Oden to the Blazers! KD ends up with the Sonics instead of winning a championship with Portland. Very unfortunate. Same goes for Sam Bowie and Michael Jordan.