I have never washed any of my cats. They seem clean. I thought they cleaned themselves. Am I doing something wrong?

Police believe the body was stolen.

I have a friend with CF who has had two lung transplants and has lived through hell because of this disease, so I am quite riled up over this, too.

I’m sensing a lot of hovering over the publish button out there.

Red hot seething rage always improves your memory.

Aaand, we’ve found the engineer in the room.

“I need a Venti cup and a marker.”

Most of the time it is cheaper and less time consuming to just give the shitty person what they want, so that they go away faster. This is basicly every large chains customer servce policy. Unfortunately shitty people also know this, and it encourages them to be even shittier, creating a shit cycle. Eventually all…

I wonder how upbeat Seventeen would be if someone published a “life hack” or scam as Most people refer to this, on how to get Seventeen magazine for free each month.

And get fired by your manager for upsetting a “loyal costomer."

People look at the little baby in your arms and say, “Oh, how cute!” They don’t think about those same babies turning into idiot, stupid teenagers who are replaced by aliens. And unfortunately, what those idiot aliens learn as teenagers often carries through their adult life. Which explains the idiot author of the…

I so hope they send him a bill for the drink he actually ordered on all those days.

This specific scenario is why I always make up pseudonyms. I’ve been in contact with the story’s author since it took off, and while it’s possible Starbucks might track them down, I’d be kind of surprised if they faced any reprisal for it—neither he nor the company comes out of it looking bad at all. In fact,…

Now I’m a bit worried that the barista is going to get some blowback on this. I mean they used a fake name, but if Starbucks can track down the jerkface customer, it’s a short hop to figure out who the server is. I’d rather not see them get fired because some corporate tool doesn’t like it when the wage slaves vent…

The scammer needs a punch in the throat just for using the phrase “easy as pie” with such a bullshit complicated order.

Every time I read Rosie’s statements about Chelsea being mentally ill and off of her meds, I cringe. That’s not something I want made public (at least it would need to be on my own terms) even as an adult!

I’d be so fucking pissed as a teen if my mom disclosed my mental illness to the national media, never mind just my social circle. I was an angry teen with undiagnosed/unidentified mental illness, though. Can’t begin to imagine what I might do as a parent if my baby (no matter their age) went missing, mostly because…

Translated into the parlance of our times, that means dick pics, right?

i don’t think we have to listen to the opinions of anyone who is willingly dating Dave Navarro in the year 2015.

They can keep their penises to themselves. That would be grand.