“It makes me really angry because I feel like the naked human body is a beautiful thing and nobody should be afraid of it.”

Although, it does look like she paid for hers to remain upright.

Can I bill for all the time I spend on Jez correcting people about the law surrounding motor vehicle accident negligence

The only celebrities I have ever met are Vince Vaughn and Tom Cruise. One of them was a total asshole who made us all uncomfortable and the other one couldn’t have been more gracious and friendly.

Not if you weren’t driving recklessly and it was a legit accident. Those do happen

Because Sir Patrick Stewart is Sir Patrick Stewart, whatever cesspool he happens to be standing in at a given moment.

Operation Harpoon? My god, the nerve of these people...

First, congratulations to these women on an amazing physical accomplishment. As a person who is against violence, I am always a bit conflicted about stories about the military industrial complex, guns, etc. They are all things that I wish were less emphasized and glorified in our society. But, as my memaw used to say,…

My father went through Ranger school when he fought in Vietnam. I talked to him about these women and he is very impressed by them. He thinks it great that they made it through because he knows how hard it can be. A thing I found interesting is he talked about how important it was to develop relationships with others…

As someone who knows several knitters, I love the idea of a horde of enraged knitters smashing the car windows to get the dog out. You don't fuck with knitters man, they will mess you up.

I don’t see how leaving a car running for over an hour makes you look like less of an asshole.

And it seems they rigged their facebook page so everyone who is giving one star actually gives four or five. This is amazing.

So, I’m a dog groomer, I work with several other groomers. Last weekend we had 90+ degree heat and tons of humidity (for Michigan at least).

As a resident of the great state of New Jersey (uugh), last week was stupidly, unrelentingly hot and that kind of soupy humid that feels like you’re drowning with each breath. I wouldn’t have left my worst enemy in a car last Tuesday let alone a defenseless small dog. Those assholes should have their dog taken away…

Take them to school, dipshit.

I always felt bad for finding him kinda creepy-looking. I thought, He seems like a perfectly nice guy. Why is he so off-putting to me? This is totally unfair.

Remember those carefree, innocent days when the worst thing about Subway was the food?

Seriously? Molesting children and child porn warrants a little more than 12 years.

Ironically, that fake fingernail was probably the least gross thing in that plate of Taco Hell nachos...