Totally. Grow some weed like a normal person.

I mean, someone cooking meth doesn’t automatically make them a bad person. Doing it when you have a kid and neighbors makes your decision making skills questionable, but I think you can still be a “good lady” and make bad choices.

I’ll try:

You made them give you back a penny( I totes understand that pennies add up man)? it’s possible that maybe that’s the way their system worked and it wasn’t theft, but just whatever idk.

Why do you think she looks like the type dumb enought to try this? Because she's blonde?

Even with just pennies if she had tried this on my dad he would have rolled up to the restaurant the same evening with itemized receipts and the fiery burning rage of a white man wearing both birkenstocks and socks.

For real. Old white people with credit cards will choose to die on their hill over a mere penny’s difference. They usually are notoriously stubborn and persistent. I wouldn’t and never did fuck with them.

Oh man, you would be surprised.

I think I posted about this before, but last summer Erik Estrada tried to cut in front of me in line at a Sonic in a mall food court. The manager at the register told him “I don’t care who you are man, you have to wait in like like everyone else.” I didn’t realize who he was at the time, but I found out later from the…

In my early 20s, I was a little hollywood club rat. This was pre-social media/camera phones, so the celebs were out a lot more, and I’ve acquired stories that run the spectrum (once turned to yell at the asshole who jostled me at the bar, only to find a very gorgeous very apologetic Heath Ledger...oops)... My most…

Oh, my favorite one!

I met Taylor Swift while I was in college. I told her I liked her hat, it was one of those french ones in red. She rolled her eyes and ignored me completely. Now I didn’t realize it was Taylor Swift until I saw a lot of people run towards me. I thought the zombie apocalypse was happening. No. Just Taylor Swift. Note:…

OH I have a good one!

I already posted this the last time this guy was mentioned here, but here it is again. (And he wasn’t SUCH a dick, but it’s the best I got.)

I thought of two other faintly amusing facts...

I was broke and sitting in the Barney’s shoe section in Seattle waiting to try on a pair of shoes I couldn’t afford when Jewel swaggered by with a sales girl. She was moving slowly, looking around for a place to try on a pair of shoes. She obviously didn’t want to sit near me or anyone but I wasn’t going to leave and…

well he’s hideous so he has NO room and there is nothing in the world more beautiful than a loving mom. So, rock on sister, fuck him <3

Ashley Olsen was in my sophomore year Spanish class at NYU. She registered a week after classes began and didn’t have the textbook for the first week of classes. As a Los Angles native and child actor, I am not phased by celebs. They’re people too. Anyway, I had worked ahead and didn’t need my book, so I offered to…

I was insulted by Michael Easton. I was a newly single mom. My son had just had his first of many surgeries, wasn’t sleeping well at all. I hadn’t slept much in days, but I took my mother to work. I was walking by him, while I went to get diapers. He was doing some mall meet and greet. He loudly said to this girl…

First or second year of college, so about 10 years ago at this point, a friend and I were working at Nano Day in NY, a program for high school students to get excited about STEM (we wrote the school curriculum used as a lead up). Imagine how unbelievably excited we were to find out on the day of the actual event that…