This is so beautiful my heart hurts

This dude is so lucky he can grow a beard because he looks like a yup-yup alien without it. Literally and figuratively a butthole mouth.

Oh man, it’s so annoying when people say horrible things and then try to weasel their way out of them with, “I’m just telling you all the FACTS, you can decide whether or not they’re important.” Just say what you mean, Chuck. Which, in this case, would be, “My parents never gave me enough attention as a kid.”

Yes. And it will be ten times as expensive as a life sentence.

So this means we have another decade of appeals to look forward to, right?

I’m super sad about this. I’m from MA, and I know that my state is overwhelmingly against the death penalty, and even overwhelmingly against the death penalty for Tsarnaev, specifically. We should not be in the business of executing people. I don’t believe that counts as justice.

Sending him to Indiana is punishment enough.

I got your dick pic right here -

Obviously, only straight conductors can drive a train down a straight track. It’s just common sense.

Gay people have higher rates of problems cause people treat them like shit. Even if this guy’s homosexuality did have anything to do with the train crash (which it fucking didn’t) blame someone else.

Yeah, but fuck that. Reading this article made me angry. No one should have to work huge hours and then tack on overtime and not get paid for that time. Just bullshit. It shows publishers/business gives no fucks about hard work. The people making the game should be allowed to enjoy the reward and financial gain of…

I wish there was anything the average consumer could do to convince game publishers we can wait a few more months if it means the devs don’t have to kill themselves working nonstop hours.

I would gladly wait 3-6 months longer for a good game made under more humane conditions than get a rushed bug ridden game where everyone worked 80 hours for weeks on end

I am 100 percent aware that Humbolt was joking. I liked the comment and replied with a joke. I thought her/his comment was genius, in fact.

Well now I realize there is not, I guess? It's like a little person who looks like they are about to get neck-chopped by an off-screen Liam Neeson. That would probably be a better way to deal with shitty comments, come to think of it. Liam Neeson could just randomly show up in comments and go full Taken batshitcrazy…

Every time I've forgotten this someone has reminded me. It is amazing how many humorless people are out there (in here?). Kill me if I ever lose perspective and the ability to lovingly laugh at myself and others

I actually wrote the comment specifically hoping it would ruin your life. My work here is done.

I want you to know that I dragged my hungover ass out of bed and logged into Jez on my laptop just so I could star the fuck out of this comment. I have never ever EVER read any comment that was filled with more truthiness than what you just laid out for FightingPolish. I read FP’s comment and laughed my ass off but…

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