Greatest moment in retweeting history has to be this...

Sadly, one does not require an overabundance of intelligence to run fast, miss tackles at gunner, and fail in pass coverage.

How do you honor those with the symbols of racism, hatred, Jim Crow, segregation, beatings, whippings, burnings, brandings, the destruction of families. It was the south that seceded . Read their declarations of war. It states quite plainly that the issue of slavery was why they took their course. The real thing they…

LeBron weighs as much as 3 jockeys. He would have to throw that horse over his shoulder and carry him around the track. They’d probably still win though.

Glad you enjoyed it.

Marijuana advocates are the exemplars of the expression, “I really hate that I agree with you.”

They are more afraid of going to jail for doing their jobs properly than they are of getting shot on duty.

John Diggle

Clint Eastwood as Old Bruce in an adaptation of Batman Beyond.

Except in the closing credits it turns out one of the roles was played by David Bowie, but no one noticed.

Twins rock.

When it comes to wrong Jeopardy answers, nothing tops this.

“If I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test, then I fail a drug test.”

I went to see a screening of the second Boondock Saints film (for all its deep and obvious flaws, I have an abiding fondness for the original, entirely because of the gorgeous men and all the homoeroticism) that included a panel discussion with Troy Duffy and a few of the actors afterward. The move was so awful I…

First off, she is adorable. I’ve finally been won over by Felicity Smoak.

“The city of Miami paid $60,000 in a settlement with another man Archer had beaten (pictured below).”

Didn't mean to stir emotions there, buddy. I'm sure HR let you off with a warning.