The Superbowl will outdraw the race, shut down surround roads, slam the area traffic. But that’s cool I guess.

Because the curve of the universe bends toward hilarity, Candace Owens, as a Baroness, is required to curtsy to the Duchess of Sussex.

People will build a house next to a race track and then complain about the noise and get the track shut down. People suck.

Sounds like the perfect opportunity to take a vacation for a weekend and AirBnB your house near the stadium for $1000+ a night.

Plans to protest at every Dolphins game.

“Our officers are dispatched 1,800 times each day when our community needs us and 99% of the time we get it right,” 

My grandma opens the door for no strangers. She hangs up the phone on anyone who isn’t family. Everyone needs to have this talk with the older folks in their lives.

The higher limits of an R8 could be negated by a poor driver. The lower limits of a CR-V could be enhanced by a skilled driver. You can’t pick and chose your speed limits.

I wonder how much Hectoring he had to endure from the cops

What a heel.

I think legally in Britain, if you speed up a video, you have to add Yakkey Sax to it.

Using the clutch that way has always been a week spot for Achilles

Achilles got busted for all that heel-toe action.

Holy shit!

Going from V12 to 12V? Now that’s a switcheroo.

I like where this is going. There’s also the bigger Electric GT motor that’s being developed.

And I feel safe joking about the misinformation because no one is stupid enough to believe it.

Gillum better watch out if he’s being ‘courted’, I hear Warren is into that freaky shit and wears out Marines in their twenties!

Something that really, really needs to be looked at is the actual business model of American capitalism.

As in, what on Earth is the actually goal of these choads?

It appears to make as much cash as possible from squeezing extra profits out of an existing entity rather than actually trying to produce a lasting product…

As the 75% of Deadspin commenters who are lawyers can tell you, forming an LLC is not some magic wand that will protect the company from employment actions, anyway.