How about a John Wick-style movie starring HK-47? 

As a Gen Xer, people seem to forget that we have gone through 2-3 economic downturns in our adult lives. 

Hey GM, use the C8 platform to go build Cien. 

Easily one of the best Cadillac concepts ever. 

I think you mean in America we speak American you filthy commie. 

Probably Frozen II also. I mean I know the main demographic is different, but the secondary demographic of each is families.

Obvious prediction:

There's always the Thunderbirds, too.

If it’s NOT a shelf, then why is so much of my shit up there??

It is a great place to hide keys from a drunk person though.  If that person is particularly tall then they go on top of the cabinets

With Sessions entering, the race is between Sessions and Tuberville, the latter of which is super popular. Moore is not winning the nomination.  This ain’t Moore vs. Luther Strange 2.0.

So THAT’S how people raise dough now that stoves don’t have pilot lights!
Thank you, and, yes, I am old.

I mean, where else are you supposed to keep the paper towels?

Imma file a supporting brief on this. Our house is a small IKEA outlet, though we may be covered under the concurring opinion that points out that lesbian households are required to have a percentage of IKEA furnishings of greater than or equal to 10% so that one partner can demonstrate her skill with an allen wrench. 

That’s where I keep my case of paper towels, take out menus and used brown bags.

I shall say why someone should vote for Jeff Sessions:

I submit the dissent is on some bullshit just to be on it. First off, I ain’t been in no Walmart that sells actual fridges so gtfoh with that shit. Second, you got white people on this court? Cuz otherwise you can take that Ikea ass bullshit right out the door. I demand they submit pictures of black people in an Ikea…

Justice MyKinja: According to Momma v. Daddy 1974, all surfaces can be a shelf. However, not all surfaces are suitable for cooling of pies or storing brown liquor in a Brillo box. A refrigerator top has been found to have the right amount of warmth and humidity to keep all manner of edible and inedible items preserved…

It's where bread dough rises.

Anybody talking about “likability” in the context of an actual white supremacist can log right off, personally