Wow that’s the only legit offer on here.  It’s actually free and a real taco.

Laredo Taco Company in Stripes stores in Texas have free bfast taco if you text Taco to 88388. Today only from 6-10.

The free tacos are a trap! It’s about getting everyone outside to hit them with the Kragle!

...on rails

Imagine how much faster the airport experience would be if we just taxied all planes at supersonic speeds.

Truckasaurus with a jet engine is really cool!

Okay, fair enough. It’s a wheeled vehicle capable of moving under its own power. It’s an automobile, not a car.

Because the Southern losers like to pretend their Confederate heritage is all about pretty houses, Southern hospitality, Southern belles, horse races, bourbon and brave war heroes, without any reference to what their side was fighting for (slavery) or the fact that they fucking lost and can’t seem to get over it.

Tayloe speaks like Foghorn Leghorn, I imagine.

It wouldn’t even take the IRS. All it would take is a donor who is convinced that their funds were misspent, and a lawsuit. And money for a forensic accountant.

1-litre I3T Ford Ecoboost into a Triumph Spitfire. Original had 53hp. Transplant gives 99hp or 123hp. I’ve been thinking of this one a lot since the Spitfife was in Nice Price or Crack Pipe.  I’ve even found myself googling prices for the motor and unloved Spitfires...

I always liked the idea of swapping an engine out of a BMW motorcycle into an old 2002. Keep it light and revvy.

E30 M3 with a S65 v8 from the last N/A M3. 

“I probably would have gone to jail and I knew I didn’t have the money for bail. But I still remember those real allies to this day, for another reason:

FUUUUUUUCK. This confirms what my sources told me this morning. Was going through this earlier today, and was hoping to get a legal mind to weigh in over the weekend:

I thought you just get more mogwli? But if you feed them after midnight, you get the Gremlins. Either way, all you need to do is carry a bright light and you should be good. 

But, uh... why would I want water anywhere near Gizmo? Do you want gremlins? ‘Cause that’s how you get gremlins!

It’s a few thousand, and they seem to like it quite a bit. But please, tell me how I can change my speaking voice to personally accommodate you and I’ll see what I can do!

Hey, a scam from New York, whodathunkit?! Also the guy behind it should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Oh yeah, I can totally see where this hurt Facebook financially and damaged their intellectual property. I bet people were buying political ads on enchiladas and sending DMs through TacoBook Maizenger. I bet the final straw was when people started calling the Facebook founder “Mark Zuckerburrito” and asking when he…