...on rails

Okay, so... pros/cons.

Imagine how much faster the airport experience would be if we just taxied all planes at supersonic speeds.

Truckasaurus with a jet engine is really cool!

Okay, fair enough. It’s a wheeled vehicle capable of moving under its own power. It’s an automobile, not a car.

I wanna see Conroy as Wayne, batnammit.

Indeed he does.

Six billionaires fake their own deaths to become a team of vigilantes who do goofy shit like magnetize a yacht in the first trailer for Michael Bay’s Netflix movie, 6 Underground starring the one and only Ryan Reynolds.

Routh looks fantastic as Kingdom Come Superman.

Because the Southern losers like to pretend their Confederate heritage is all about pretty houses, Southern hospitality, Southern belles, horse races, bourbon and brave war heroes, without any reference to what their side was fighting for (slavery) or the fact that they fucking lost and can’t seem to get over it.

Tayloe speaks like Foghorn Leghorn, I imagine.

It wouldn’t even take the IRS. All it would take is a donor who is convinced that their funds were misspent, and a lawsuit. And money for a forensic accountant.

Pity they weren’t his backup in Snoke’s throne room, otherwise we could have had the Knights of Ren v the Knights of Red.

1-litre I3T Ford Ecoboost into a Triumph Spitfire. Original had 53hp. Transplant gives 99hp or 123hp. I’ve been thinking of this one a lot since the Spitfife was in Nice Price or Crack Pipe.  I’ve even found myself googling prices for the motor and unloved Spitfires...

I always liked the idea of swapping an engine out of a BMW motorcycle into an old 2002. Keep it light and revvy.

E30 M3 with a S65 v8 from the last N/A M3. 

I thought you just get more mogwli? But if you feed them after midnight, you get the Gremlins. Either way, all you need to do is carry a bright light and you should be good. 

It’s a few thousand, and they seem to like it quite a bit. But please, tell me how I can change my speaking voice to personally accommodate you and I’ll see what I can do!

Hey, a scam from New York, whodathunkit?! Also the guy behind it should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Oh yeah, I can totally see where this hurt Facebook financially and damaged their intellectual property. I bet people were buying political ads on enchiladas and sending DMs through TacoBook Maizenger. I bet the final straw was when people started calling the Facebook founder “Mark Zuckerburrito” and asking when he…