That too.

Yes.

I would watch a feature-length movie of Suraya Bonaly doing backflips to disapproving network commentary. Repeatedly.

I would too. But I think, as general life rules go, “stay out of other people’s marriages” is a good one.

Wow, yeah, she’s way too old for kids. Totally useless at 36 years old. Why would Prince Harry even bother with such a crone.

Whenever I hear him talk about what he’s going to do, I remember a conversation I had with my mother when I was a junior in high school. She cut short my rehearsed college interview speech to tell me “You can’t just say you promise you’ll be great. You need to give specifics, and examples, because no one will just…

You sound like a 13 year old girl.

I want to live in that still. Diamonds on. Champagne in hand. Titties out.

Imma watch this EVERY time it’s on TBS.

I’m with ya. I worry about codependency because even though I’m with “the one” (insofar as that’s a thing) and don’t plan on breaking up, we are BESTIES and do everything together and no one else is even close, best-friend-wise.

Hi, Director of Events at a wedding venue here! Prices are obviously regional, and vary a LOT with the type of venue, but I would call $10k to feed and host 80 guests totally doable, with some effort and planning. That’s $125 per guest, which will get you a nice dinner (~$70 per guest), plus booze (~$40 per guest for…

K but is it bad that I kind of find those picture low-key gorgeous? I have to question my whole life now.

But also, like, how does the charm prevent one from needing to wash the towels? When it comes to doing laundry, why does it fucking matter whose towel is whose? Do people really steal other people’s beach towels? Is this intended for, like, houses with many roommates, each with their own towel? Because that is not a…

Dude. “Win” does not mean “beating someone else” in this context. It means “doing the thing that everyone considers right.” You need an outlet I think.

I noticed this immediately. So typical.

This is in NO WAY meant to come across like some #notallwhitepeople bullshit. But fuck it feels like white women can’t win. If I speak up, I’m drowning out the voices of POC. If I stay silent, I’m complicit and just as bad as the white women who voted for Trump. I try to find the line where I am encouraging and…

It’s news. On a current affairs website. Why do you want so badly to ascribe some sinister intent?

He doesn’t care about truth or reality or anyone calling him out on his bullshit. It doesn’t make the least difference to him. Only perceptions matter to this guy. Only press. Only what people are “saying.” It’s so depressing it goes beyond depressing into a dark, bottomless void with no name.

LOLOLOL. The original poster is literally talking about some specific men, with penises, who are racist. Nice try though.

Racism and Penises: A History of the World.