Little ElisADDMeds 4 Prez 2044

She is so boring I think I might have passed out there for a second.

This is some real talk. I wish I’d asked my grandparents about Pearl Harbor when I had the chance.

Pretty sure they meant “roid rage.” Not sure it’s possible to encounter road rage on an airplane. (Lots of other kinds of rage, yes, but not road.)

This straight white anglo-saxon protestant girl will miss you, and thanks you for teaching the beautiful subtleties of shade, which were sadly lacking in my upbringing. I will go forth and be rude in your honor.

My understanding is that the parent recognizes that most of society will conflate gender and sexuality automatically and put the child in the appropriate category. They think it’s better to remove “sex” from the child’s descriptors, in order to make room for “gender” to develop naturally. Will it be tough on the kid?…

To her crazy credit, I got about 3/4 of the way through this saga before I realized I don’t care. That’s positive engagement!

I’m definitely drunk. But you’re not wrong.

Still better odds than the pill!

My first thought was they had some kind of contractor agreement, it could have been based on, like, ticket sales or something. Lots of shifty shady ways to get out of those. But he keeps saying “payroll,” so. . .I imagine there will be lots of lawsuits and nobody will get any money because there’s no money to get.

It’s like Trainspotting meets A New Hope.

Do you know this lady? If not, I lean towards her just being a snob. Shade should have an element of the personal.

I think it’s possible, as a human being, to feel sorry for another human being, even if they don’t deserve it.

This comment wins.

Not sure how this got posted, as I closed the screen. But anyway. I wished there had been more of Rachel’s voice, not because her voice actually deserves any more airtime, but it sounds as if she’s excellent at hanging herself and it’s enjoyable to me.

SUCH a great profile, although do wish there were more direct quotes

The Seattle Basic could stand to be fleshed out a little. Here you go:

I KNOW RIGHT.

I kind of want to be friends with him.

And apparently going on a yacht does a number on your vagina. Who knew!?