A+ use of Jenny Slate gif.

This is a real question, not a snarky one. Why/how are you in love with her? I watch her scenes on KUWTK and it’s like. . .a nice, attractive houseplant. A white wall with a pretty Monet print. There’s no THERE there.

You are blessed and you should thank your parents or whomever in your life taught you. It is a new concept to me and many (mostly white ppl).

There is a Catholic League that performs basically the same functions. “Anti-defamation” isn’t in the official name, but it’s mentioned prominently on their site & materials. I’m assuming that’s who they were referring to.

I enjoy how she downgraded him to “saint” on Insta. Bitch, that was supposed to be Jesus and you know it.

Is unintentional shade a thing? I think this lacks an element of forethought to make it truly shady. Perhaps it’s just fucking AWESOME.

And yet the godless liberals and gay perverts are ruining the sanctity of marriage!

Why do you have to break my heart?

It’s funny, “Blech” is the same sound I make when I see his smug-ass idiot face!

Oh yeah. That makes more sense.

Normally I’d say making the “within 1000 feet of a church” thing a separate crime is stupid and pointless and obviously enacted by evangelicals with a serious case of NIMBY-ism, but in this case I’m ok with it. Charge

Can I make a confession? This is a safe place, right? I consistently confuse Huma Abedin and Amal Clooney. Just visually, I mean I know who is who, but every time I see a picture of one of them I’m lost.

Oh god can we please not go down the mommy-shaming route? I’m sure she’s doing the correct feeding according to her doctor and what works for her and the baby

You forgot compulsive use of the terms “ok?,” “you know,” and “people say.”

I nominate Amy Smith for Shade Court. She nailed it.

I try really hard not to judge people on their looks, but the date rape vibes are strong with this one.

As a native of the general Carmel area, let me speak on this with authority. Carmel is part of the Bay Area not geographically, but spiritually.

My money’s on all 3.

Thanks for the link, fascinating article. However, I am depressed now.