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From the bottom of my fellow-event-industry-professional heart: THANK YOU for attempting to explain this. I get people every flingflanging DAY who are like, “Can you tell me roughly how much it would cost for 150 people? Just an estimate.” Like, no, I can’t. That’s a range as wide as the ocean.

I thought the same thing, until I stayed at a fancy ranch house in Montana. Animals ERRRYWHERE. It’s a legitimate decoration in some parts of the world.

Ms. Savannah needs to worry about her own situation. Specifically, her foundation situation.

My hometown is really interesting - an almost 50/50 mix of migrant/immigrant farmworkers and relatively affluent white people coupled with a lack of private school options means there was a bit of everything at one school. I remember clearly going from one friend’s Sweet 16 at a fancy resort where they gifted her a…

Born on 3rd base and think they hit a home run. . .

You forgot:

I keep feeling like there has to be more to the story because I struggle to wrap my brain around this thought process. Like, “This person is asleep and very obviously not doing anything illegal. But I am uncomfortable for reasons I can’t specify. Law enforcement it is!” And how did the cop not immediately arrest the…

I have been trying for several minutes to come up with something witty/insightful/thoughtful to say. Here’s what I’ve come up with so far: “Uhhhmmmmmm yesssssssssss.”

I would imagine that all honest, open-minded allies would be welcome to join. I don’t know that from an “official” standpoint of course, but anything that increases the impact and widens the support base has to be a good thing, right?

THIS. I AM HERE FOR THIS.

Join the club. We drink tea and discuss our fiber intake.

Most of us didn’t. Most of us REALLY didn’t. Unfortunately we have a weird election system that makes it possible for the loser to win.

So interesting, thank you! I guess it’s just a side benefit that they really do help with traction on slippery wet sidewalks. :-)

New best word.

I don’t. . .I mean, how in the world can they. . .or. . . . . . .who in their right fucking mind. . . . . . . .This must be what having a stroke feels like.

Your response makes me think you might be the very type of vegan they were referring to.

Alternatively, it takes a special kind of cynicism to milk personal trauma for fame, attention, and ratings.

My mom and I will be there! I’m so excited to be doing something other than feeling depressed and terrible about Trump. I hope the next 4 years of his life are a living hell, because women nationwide don’t allow him to fuck everything up.