If you live in a cold or cold-adjacent place, the Fridge Tetris can be avoided with a picnic table on the back porch.

Also ALSO Rihanna is a fucking immigrant and depending on how British she is at the moment, so is Madonna. What even is MIA talking about?

Don’t have to read past the lede to see he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. So that’s convenient!

“I’ve become almost super-human when compared to the standard population in both physical, mental, and emotional strengths.”

Not even a little bit just you. I would humbly request more correct usages of shade be featured, because that will help me learn.

To avoid the quagmires of whether or not advocating for assault/rape is okay or not, I just say “I hope that the kind of psychic and/or physical pain he inflicted on others gets revisited on him.” That way you get to be all morally superior, while also getting the satisfaction of wishing pain on someone who deserves…

So, like, where is the illegality? It’s not illegal to have a kind of unhealthy, fucked-up relationship, or half the adults I know would be in prison. There's the vague term "safe environment," which you know homophobes use when talking about kids raised in same-sex households. I agree it's all kinds of fucked up,…

I am curious what, specifically, the difference is to you? I agree that this specific case has some aspects of psychological manipulation, at the very least, but he’s an adult. So is the difference that they are related? I'm not defending it, I feel pretty strongly that it's just, like, against nature, but I want to…

I rrrreealllly struggle with this one. On the one hand, EW. On the other, uh that’s not really a great reason for interfering in other people’s love lives? On the 3rd hand, FUCK EW THAT’S SO GROSS AND WRONG AND NO. On the 4th hand (we’re an octopus, in this scenario), that’s what homophobes say about gay people, and…

I find that book to be very stressful. I'm so scared for them, even though I know what happens!

She did sound good but I can't focus on her singing ever since I heard the best criticism of her ever: "Ariana Grande is proof that it's possible to yell and mumble at the same time."

That's. . .not how that works.

I teared up just reading this. Hero.

I have this condition where I cry when people win things, even if I don't actually care about the people or the things. It makes the Olympics a very emotional time for me.

Anyone read/heard anything about sales jobs that are paid commission on top of a salary? My base salary is well below the threshold, but if you add commission, I'm well above. Curious if my base salary will be affected - especially because the commissions are paid by the client. (Although I can see the company finding…

The lesson is you can complain about, like, it’s too hot today or Panera burned your bagel or your mom always calls too early in the morning or it's hard to find jeans that are the right length. You can’t complain about sexism or double standards or inequality because you don’t actually know what you are talking about.

Scruples WAS my sexual awakening.

Don't forget having an "excellent figure" or whatever gross thing he said about her.

My dad is a lawyer who specializes in elder law, so he does a ton of conservatorships. He thinks she must have a serious illness (most likely mental) that hasn’t been discussed, because there’s NO WAY an otherwise functional 30-something professional woman and mother of 2 would be in a conservatorship. It’s a…

This.